Sep 6, 2012 0
“Hello my name is Steven Kraft. I am covered in baby deer ticks. They are in all cracks, warm spots, and sacred Jewish spots on my body. I don’t know how this happened. I am going to shave my head, take modern medicines, and live in a food forest where I pick the wild mushroom. Until then, I will be writing the design report via advanced computing technology, occasionally pulling up the digital dictionary and stressing about lyme’s disease.
Did I tell you about the time when I rode my bike and visited people? There was this guy and he had a house. It was a nice, small house. Did you know that I like to sing and don’t really know much Hebrew? Well, it’s true. I’m also really into food and stuff. The other day I got a road killed porcupine and totally ate it. Today I am a deer tick forest, they grab on to my ample leg hairs and just start, like, climbing. The visiting doctor and I got to know each other very well.
Ok, back to work.
Steven J Kraft”